Yoga Hosers

Parental Rating: PG-13

Contains: Language    Violence    Drug Use    Adult Content    

Jill's Review

Opens September 2, 2016

Runs 88 minutes

Two besties both named Colleen - Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) are sophomores in high school. They work in Colleen C's Dad's (Tony Hale) convenience store and practice Yoga in their spare time. Their Yoga guru Yogi Bayer (Justin Long) teaches them to be zen and fierce. They also have their own band and practice during long breaks at the store. When they are invited to a Senior party, they are so "psyched". Unfortunatey, Colleen C's Dad has other plans and schedules them to work. Of course, nothing goes as planned and soon the store is invaded by evil sausage Nazi's. Using only their Yoga skills and the help of a strange investigator named Guy Lapointe (an unrecognizeable Johnny Depp) the girls are able to save the day and destroy the evil presence that has been lurking in their town

Yes - this moive is as stupid as it sounds. I guess it was a vanity project to show off Johnny Depp's daughter. She and Harley Quinn Smith are definitely firecrackers. They are funny and talented. And, I look forward to seeing them in a better movie. This movie was pretty dumb but funny in parts. There were a lot of random cameos in this movie (Adam Brody, Natasha Lyonne, Austin Butler). That kept it kind of interesting. It takes place in Canada and there are plenty of jokes a"boooot" Canada. So, if this sounds good to you, then by all means go see it. Otherwise, this might be good for a midnight rental but that's it.

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