Wetlands

Parental Rating: NC-17

Contains: Language    Nudity    Sex    Drug Use    Adult Content    

Jill's Review

Opens September 12, 2014

Runs 105 minutes

This is a German movie and it is NOT a nature documentary. This is a movie about an over-sexualized and over-curious 18 year old girl, Helen, who ends up in the hospital after a freak shaving accident. She stays in the hospital in hopes of reuniting her estranged parents. 

This may sound harmless, but I would not go see this movie. It is way too over the top in every way. In the beginning, Helen has hemorrhoids and believe me the movie lets you see and feel her discomfort in explicit detail. And, if you remember the toilet scene from Trainspotting, well this has a toilet scene that is even worse! And all of this happens in the first 5 minutes. This movie is just too frank, gross and unappealing. Avoid it like the plague. (You may ask why I bothered to see it...well, if you read the on-line reviews, you would think you were seeing some cute, coming of age story. NOT). Go see anything else and leave this to the Germans.




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